I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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