i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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