the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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