Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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