She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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