You really coming over, don't trick.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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