If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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