love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
