farters have to be the big spoon...
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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