Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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