im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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