We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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