Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
