I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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