please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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