I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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