somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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