It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
and she was petting her beer can
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I forget how to act sober
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