now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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