I'm drive I can fine osifer
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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