Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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