I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
there is glitter all over my balls
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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