I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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