We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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