I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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