remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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