I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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