Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
