That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
