Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
then he tried to convert me to islam
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Panties = found
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
