i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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