Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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