so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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