is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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