Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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