I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
The adults are the big ones right?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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