just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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