we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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