DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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