i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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