I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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