he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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