if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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