Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
there is puke in my bra ... again
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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