Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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