You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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