I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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