No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
