did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize