I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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