Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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