she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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