I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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