White coat. Heels.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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