I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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