what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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