For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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