Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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